- These be jokes 761 - 770 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
A carrrrrnival!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 28, 2006, one-eyed Brian Thiel said:
Turns out Captain Blackbeard is a trekkie. Who is his favorite Star Trek character?
Commander WhARRRRRrf!!!
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From: Portland, Oregon |
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates walk their dogs?
In the parrrrrrk!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 17, 2007, the most piratical Charles said:
What does a pirate celebrate before lent?
MARRdi Gras!
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From: made it up |
On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate call his Mum?
MotheARRRRRrrrrrggghhh!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 21, 2009, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant for Kids Meals?
Harrrrrdees!
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On September 12, 2009, chumbucket lickin' Cap said:
Why do pirates like pizza?
Because it has pepARRrrrrroni!
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From: South Shore Marina |
On August 17, 2007, the sea-bitten cocktails on wednesday said:
Where's a pirate hang his hat?
In the Arrrrmoire!
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From: cow |
On April 10, 2007, one-legged Keith said:
What did the pirate say to his friend who spilled the rum?
PARRRRrrty foul!
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From: me |
On February 17, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Chum-bucketeer said:
What did the pirate from Kansas name the land he discovered?
ARRRR-kansas!
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From: me |
