- These be jokes 751 - 760 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On June 12, 2006, captain Terri Enriquez said:
Why did the pirate like Noah?
Because he built an AARRRRrrrk!
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From: My head |
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate ship look so good?
They used varrrrrrrnish!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call it when you've been robbed by a pirate?
Larrrrrrceny!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
I heard national pirate month is in January.
I think it should be in MaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHch.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 28, 2013, scurvy dog Black Ragnar said:
How did the Jewish pirate pay for his drinks in the Portobello Tavern?
With pieces of seven.
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From: Made it up after having a drink with a Jewish pirate. |
On November 2, 2006, captain JACK SPARROW said:
What did the pirate ride to work?
A seahorse!!
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From: Me mind |
On September 19, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What does the Pirate Santa Claus say at Christmas?
Yo-Ho-Ho-Ho!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On January 14, 2007, salty ol' Cathy Creegan said:
Why did all the ladies love the Latino pirate?
Because he looked like Ricky MAAARRRRRRRtin!!
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From: A day of coming up with all possible ARRR jokes |
On September 20, 2008, salty ol' Capt. John "Hairy" Lee said:
Did you hear about the demented pirate?
He was a tad gARR gARR!!!
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On February 5, 2009, regular scallywag Cap'n Joe said:
Who is a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
MARRRRRRRtin Luther King!!
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