- These be jokes 771 - 780 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 7, 2006, the grog-addicted pirate lovARR! said:
Why did the pirate have to get a size 10 top?
Because the size 12 was too LARRRRRge!
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From: It was hidden behind me curtains |
On September 21, 2006, chumbucket lickin' ava said:
Why did the man have to become a pirate?
He didn't learn the 3 ARRRRRRRs!
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From: made it up |
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates throw over the side of their ship?
GARRRrrrrbage!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do between raids?
They play carrrrrds!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do rich pirates go to vacation?
Marrrrrrtha's Vineyaaarrrrrrrd!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite philosopher?
ARRRrrrristotle!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 23, 2005, the most piratical rick said:
What did one pirate say to the other pirate?
How ARRRGGHH you doing?
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From: A 12 pack of Miller Lite |
On September 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What do they teach pirates in school?
The 3 arrrrrgggggghhhhhsss!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On January 25, 2008, the sea-bitten Dorde said:
Why aren't there any painkillers on pirate ships?
Because parrots eat them all (parcetamal)!
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From: A pirate themed joke book |
On March 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do when ants start eating through their ship?
They buy an ARRRdvark!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
