- These be jokes 611 - 620 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On July 14, 2006, the sea-bitten Christopher said:
What happens when a pirate picks his scabs?
He gets a scaaahhhrr!!
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From: my head |
On August 3, 2006, scurvy knave Dean said:
What do you say to a pirate who cannot see out of his left eye?
Take off the patch ye scurvy pirate!
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From: Australia |
On October 13, 2006, the dreaded Bruin said:
How did the pirate feel after drinking rum all night?
Groggy!
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From: Me |
On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates hate doing?
YARRRRRrrrdwork!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On January 10, 2008, the most piratical Jose said:
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Robin Hook!!!!
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From: Me mind |
On March 10, 2007, chumbucket lickin' cap'n corpsegrinder said:
What was the pirate's pet dog named?
Patches!
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From: i made it up |
On September 24, 2007, regular scallywag Captain Frank-N-Spank & Tarsha said:
What does a pirate have after he works out at the gym?
Stanky ARRRRrrrrm-pits!
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From: Mi scurvy little Work! |
On August 27, 2010, one-eyed Cap'n Jasper said:
What's a pirate's favourite fish dish?
Pieces of skate!!!
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From: The ether |
On July 26, 2006, barnacle bitten Nick said:
Why do pirates like communists?
Because of the U.S.S.AARRRRRRRRR!
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From: made it up |
