- These be jokes 601 - 610 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On May 17, 2007, one-eyed Ann said:
What's a pirate's favourite ancient Greek civilization?
Spaaarrrta!
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From: me'self |
On March 20, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates navigate their ships?
With the staaaaaarrrrrs.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On August 3, 2007, land-lubber Annie Cook said:
After the storm the pirate captain was marooned on a deserted island. As he explored his desolate surroundings, he noticed that he couldn't find any wildlife.
There was plenty of fresh water, an abundance of coconuts and tropical fruit, and even a nice cache of rum. Finally, after days of searching, he thought he heard the sound of a chicken clucking.
When he found the source of the sound it was actually a parrot prancing around making the clucking sounds of a chicken.
The pirate told the parrot "Stop that clucking. You're not a chicken. You're a parrot. There are no chickens on this bloody island."
The parrot ignored him and continued to prance around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate couldn't believe how stupid the parrot was, so he repeated, "I said, stop that clucking! You're not a chicken! You're a parrot! There are no chickens on this bloody island!"
The parrot ignored him again and pranced around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate took out his knife and this time he said "I'm really hungry, I think I'll eat this stupid chicken!"
As the parrot flew away, he squawked "I'm a parrot! I'm a parrot! There are no stupid chickens on this bloody island!"
There was plenty of fresh water, an abundance of coconuts and tropical fruit, and even a nice cache of rum. Finally, after days of searching, he thought he heard the sound of a chicken clucking.
When he found the source of the sound it was actually a parrot prancing around making the clucking sounds of a chicken.
The pirate told the parrot "Stop that clucking. You're not a chicken. You're a parrot. There are no chickens on this bloody island."
The parrot ignored him and continued to prance around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate couldn't believe how stupid the parrot was, so he repeated, "I said, stop that clucking! You're not a chicken! You're a parrot! There are no chickens on this bloody island!"
The parrot ignored him again and pranced around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate took out his knife and this time he said "I'm really hungry, I think I'll eat this stupid chicken!"
As the parrot flew away, he squawked "I'm a parrot! I'm a parrot! There are no stupid chickens on this bloody island!"
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From: Me cousin who had him a clucking parrot |
On March 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's second-choice job?
An arrrrrrchitect!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 20, 2008, the sea-bitten canoedad said:
How did the captains of Spanish treasure ships keep their cool?
They wore anti-pers-pirate!!!
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From: my twisted imagination |
On June 8, 2009, one-legged ms. springaaarrrrrrrrrr(aka)brilly said:
What is a pirate's favorite tv show?
Chaarrrrrrrrles in Chaaarrrrrrrrrrrge!!
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From: got drunk, made it up |
On April 18, 2007, seven sea sailin' Paige Swaim said:
Why is Bill Clinton a pirate's favorite president?
He's from Aaaarrrrkansas!
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From: Myself |
On March 20, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What size mug of whiskey does a pirate order?
LaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On October 13, 2006, the sea-bitten Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite Oldsmobile model?
A Cutlass!
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From: My grog saturated brain. |
On September 13, 2007, the most piratical GAAAAARRRRTH said:
Where do pirates go to work out?
To the JIM LAD!!!!
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From: A mate |
