- These be jokes 621 - 630 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On November 22, 2009, the grog-addicted Da King said:
What protects a pirate from cannon fire?
His shield and ARRRRRMOR!!
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From: My nice niece :) |
On February 22, 2008, salty ol' Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What do you call a beautiful pirate captain?
Davy Jones' looker!
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From: original |
On August 21, 2006, salty ol' Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate keep his money in?
A JARRRRrrrggh!
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On September 16, 2005, the dreaded June Zmolek said:
What comic strip in the Sunday funnies do pirates like ?
AAArrrchie
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From: meself |
On September 17, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Charles said:
What does a pirate do when he's sued?
Go for ARRbitration!
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From: made it up |
On March 20, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked?
They watch Sea-span!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 17, 2007, one-eyed Charles said:
What do pirate kids in pirate school do that makes the class burst out laughing?
ARRmpit FARRRts!
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From: made it up |
On October 26, 2006, the grog-addicted Ann said:
What did the young pirate say when told that he wasn't allowed to cuss?
Daaarrrrn!
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From: my silly brain |
On July 19, 2009, the most piratical Captian Aarrrrron said:
Why did the Pirate get a BUI (Boating While Intoxicated) ????
Because he was drunk leaving the baaarrrrrrr!!!
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From: Florida |
On November 22, 2009, scurvy dog Ashly said:
What's a pirate's least favorite insect egg?
A larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrva!!!
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From: l made it up and from my aunt and uncle!! :) (: |
