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On April 4, 2007, captain r. evelyth said:
What is a pirate's favourite crime?
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From: your mom, and your sister
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates rest in?
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On November 6, 2006, salty ol' Black Beardy the Pirate said:
Who's Aladdin's least favorite pirate?
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From: Cody
On May 1, 2006, one-legged Rob S. said:
What's a pirate's favorite vegetable?
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On September 19, 2012, scurvy dog MK said:
The Pirate is, of course, a big Tolkien fan. And, as you know he's very fond of gems and booty. There is one gem he covets above all others but which he will never be able to own. Which gem is it?
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From: me
On March 26, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the old Pirate get?
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On May 31, 2006, regular scallywag Captain Wood said:
Why did the pirate move to Hollywood?
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From: Self
On September 19, 2008, barnacle bitten Drew Badwin said:
What disease do old pirates suffer from?
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From: made it up
On October 2, 2012, regular scallywag Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
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From: Patrick Henry High School
On November 15, 2006, the grog-addicted Bruin said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Reggae ARRRRRtist?
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From: Me
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