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On November 3, 2006, seven sea sailin' cy said:
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship?
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On September 7, 2006, the dreaded Potty the Pirate said:
What do girl pirates get for Christmas?
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From: Out of my mind
On November 30, 2009, regular scallywag jake said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
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On June 29, 2006, the sea-bitten John Michoian said:
What does a pirate smoke?
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From: Watervliet, NY
On September 12, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap said:
What's a pirate's girlfriends name ?
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From: South Shore Marina
On February 4, 2009, salty ol' Antoine said:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
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From: Me
On December 11, 2007, salty ol' one eyed joe said:
What technological advance helped the Pirates win the Battle of Britain in 1940?
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From: ye old peg leg
On November 27, 2014, barnacle bitten Dan said:
Where does a pirate go to get a hole in his sail fixed?
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From: Mineral Ridge, Oh
On April 11, 2005, the dreaded Jason said:
What does a hungry pirate (a pirate named Miko) say?
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From: my far reaching knowledge of LRE personnel
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What happens when you cross a pirate with an octopus?
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