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On May 12, 2006, scurvy dog Sally said:
What are the two letters on a pirate's keyboard?
AYE and ARRRR.
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From: a friend
On September 18, 2009, the most piratical Wadder said:
Who always gets their share of the pirates' loot?
The I.RRRRRR.S!
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From: Thought of it while working
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate hit in golf?
Parrrrr!
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On June 25, 2007, one-eyed Doug said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
Becasue he kept stealing everyone's booty!
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From: made it up
On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find very few pirates?
The Arrrrrctic!
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On September 22, 2008, chumbucket lickin' liam said:
What does a pirate say when he falls of a building?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From: things come from thing that come from people
On December 12, 2005, captain Big Papa Pimpin said:
Why can't pirates play golf?
They can't make PARRrrrrrgh!!!
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From: original
On July 29, 2008, the most piratical Mitch Pinkerton said:
What did the pirate captain call his collection of ship's logs from plundered vessels?
His ARRRRCHIVES!
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From: Me own rapscallion parrot
On November 5, 2007, scurvy knave Salty Cayman Dog said:
How do pirates make their money?
By hook or by crook!
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On August 18, 2007, one-legged Claire said:
What do pirates like to do in their spare time?
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrt!!!
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