- These be jokes 291 - 300 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On February 13, 2011, one-legged shawn said:
ARR! What be used for dental floss with a pirate?
Rope... for the four teeth they still have!!!
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From: me head! |
On August 21, 2007, regular scallywag drew and paul said:
How did the pirate make a little extra booty?
He had a YARRRRRd sale!
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From: being bored |
On September 19, 2011, the grog-addicted Lizzy G. said:
What does a pirate order in a fancy restaurant?
The tuna tartaarrrrr!!
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From: me brain |
On March 26, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate get fired by his boss?
They got into an ARR-gument!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On July 3, 2007, seven sea sailin' Kalli said:
What's a pirate's favorite car?
A FerrARRRRRRRRRRRi!
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From: Wee lil mellow Will |
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite candy?
Starrrrrrrburst!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2006, the sea-bitten Justin said:
Why don't pirates ever buy houses?
Because they hate YARRRRRRRdwork!
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From: made it up |
On March 21, 2009, the sea-bitten Genesis Phrigustus said:
A pirate walks into a bar... bang!
Curse you eye patch and your side effect of poor depth perception!
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From: Genesis Phrigustus (made it up off the top of my head) |
On March 25, 2010, captain Cap'n Quinn said:
Where does a pirate go to sign up for his college courses in scallywaggery?
The registraRRRRRRRRGH!
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From: My mind! |
On March 22, 2008, scurvy dog Kurtis Williams said:
What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
Arrrrrrrrmani!
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From: Made it up myself one rum drunkin night |
