- These be jokes 281 - 290 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On August 14, 2006, land-lubber Nigel Schwartz said:
What does a pirate use to watch his movies?
A V.C.AAAAARRGGH!!!!
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From: I made it up |
On June 24, 2006, seven sea sailin' gabz said:
Why don't pirates like love?
Because love doesn't end in ARRRRrrr!
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From: Email ahoy! |
On June 6, 2010, scurvy dog captain morningwood said:
Why couldn't the pirate get into the nightclub?
He forgot his ID carrrrrrrrrrd!
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From: the 2nd dimension |
On July 2, 2008, barnacle bitten Ronald the Red said:
What do Pirates always smoke after a lusty battle?
A cig-AAAAARRRRRGH!!
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From: I thunk it up, methinks. (or I missed it in all the "AAAArgh jokes") |
On September 7, 2006, the most piratical Potty the Pirate said:
Why did the pirate cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!
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From: Out of the blue |
On April 3, 2007, one-legged Tristan said:
What do you call a happy pirate?
A jolly roger!
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From: Me friend. |
On May 10, 2008, chumbucket lickin' Jay Lee said:
Where do pirates shop for their clothes?
The Salvation ARRmy!!!
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From: Me |
On September 19, 2011, the scurvy Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
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From: Self |
On July 8, 2006, scurvy knave Pedro said:
What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?
A HOOK-SHOT!
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On August 23, 2006, the scurvy Amanda said:
Why do pirates like Harry Potter?
Because he has a scARRRR!!
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From: New Jersey |
