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On March 22, 2008, land-lubber Kurtis Williams said:
What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
Arrrrrrrrmani!
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From: Made it up myself one rum drunkin night |
On March 24, 2008, the most piratical 99 Bottles of Beard said:
Why don't pirates go to the moon?
Because it's too FAAARRRRR!!!
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From: a buddy |
On August 13, 2006, scurvy dog Ruth Goetz said:
What is a pirate's leg most afraid of?
Termites!
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From: Original |
On August 6, 2006, one-legged Black Djonn said:
What be a pirate's favorite kind of humour?
Sarrrrrrrcasm!!!
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From: me parrot Ned |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates like to eat?
Barrrrbeque!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2008, seven sea sailin' Drew Baldwin said:
What do pirates put on toast?
Marrrrmalade!!!
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From: made it up |
On August 3, 2005, one-eyed evan said:
This pirate wants to buy a parrot. So, he
goes to the pet shop and asks this guy about this parrot. The guy says if you put a lighter under its right wing it sings a song. The pirate wonders what it would sing if the pirate puts the lighter under the parrot's tail. He holds his lighter under its tail, and the parrot begins to sing: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"
goes to the pet shop and asks this guy about this parrot. The guy says if you put a lighter under its right wing it sings a song. The pirate wonders what it would sing if the pirate puts the lighter under the parrot's tail. He holds his lighter under its tail, and the parrot begins to sing: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"
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From: a christmas joke |
On May 1, 2006, one-legged Rob S. said:
What's a pirate's favorite pickup line?
AAAAArrrrrr ya free Saturday night?
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On July 16, 2010, one-legged Ailysch said:
What's a pirate's favorite airport?
La Guarrrrdia!
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From: Made it up this morning |
On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Who was the pirate's favorite basketball player?
Kareem Abdul JabAARRRGGGHHH!!!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
