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On September 19, 2011, scurvy knave Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
How do Pirates cook their salmon?
On a cedar plank!
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On June 1, 2007, land-lubber Chimpboy said:
Why do pirates sail in boats?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRrrrrrss!
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On December 7, 2010, the grog-addicted Pirate J.Marriner said:
What do you call a pirate's blind grandmother?
No eyed Dearrrrr!!!!
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From: not sure
On April 9, 2008, the sea-bitten Joseph said:
What do Mexican pirates eat?
Chili con cAAAARRRRrne!!!!
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirate watch Pirates of the Caribbean?
He didn't have a VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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On December 28, 2010, the scurvy Uncle Bear said:
Where does a pirate put their gold?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrrr!!
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From: My niece
On May 13, 2012, land-lubber Kathy Logsdon said:
What is Pirate's favorite Caribbean place?
ARRRUBA!
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From: my friend BARRY
On January 10, 2009, chumbucket lickin' me said:
Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call 1000 pirates in a room?
Avast conspiracy!
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On October 17, 2006, the scurvy Machete Dan said:
What do you call a pirate that sets fire to his own ship?
An ARRRRRRRsonist!
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