- These be jokes 261 - 270 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On March 19, 2014, one-legged Jeff said:
What song does a pirate mother sing to her pirate child?
To Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to buy a fat pig!!!
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From: Off the top of me head matey!!!!!!! |
On June 14, 2006, regular scallywag Todd TePoel said:
How did the pirate learn how to read?
"Hooked" on phonics!
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From: Myself |
On March 19, 2014, chumbucket lickin' Marlene said:
What do pirates do with their emails?
They ARRRRchive them!
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From: The greatness of my mind |
On December 28, 2010, scurvy dog Ashly Star said:
What is a pirate's favorite band?
A MARRRRrrrrrrrrrching band!!
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From: My aunt, uncle, and Pizza Hut |
On July 2, 2007, salty ol' Kenny owner of rickshaw dumpling bar said:
What did all the pirates say to the last pirate to come to the party?
Ahoy Latey!!!!
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From: I made it up myself if you can believe it! |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the best school for pirates to go to?
Harrrrrrrvard!
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From: Meself |
On September 19, 2007, land-lubber Dan Brannan said:
What's a pirates favorite nucleic acid? (this is a smart pirate)
ArrrrrrNA! (RNA)
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From: Nerdy students of biology |
On September 19, 2008, chumbucket lickin' Drew Baldwin said:
What kind of shoppers are pirates?
Barrrrrrrgain shoppers!
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From: made up |
On May 27, 2012, the dreaded Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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From: Council Bluffs, IA |
On February 1, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Bruce said:
What's the pirate's wife's name?
Peggy!
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From: not sure |
