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On November 5, 2008, one-legged Chelle Webb said:
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
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From: I made it up this morning
On October 5, 2006, scurvy dog Capt' Bozo said:
Why don't pirates play sports?
There is no AYE in team!
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From: Morning coffee
On November 8, 2006, one-legged Flip Zigger said:
Why couldn't the pirate get over the Berlin Wall?
It had bARRRRRRbed wire!
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From: Flip Zigger
On August 17, 2007, scurvy knave Alika said:
What is the name of the pirate tax office?
The Aye. Arrr. S!
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From: I might have made it up but am not sure about that (don't want to pirate someone else's joke after all)
On May 10, 2007, barnacle bitten Jose Avila said:
How can a pirate captain tell if his crew is getting impatient?
The crew keeps asking "AAARrrgh we there yet?!"
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On June 21, 2009, captain Jd said:
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant??
Olive GaRRRRRRRRRRden!!!
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From: my aunt and uncle
On March 14, 2009, captain Burt Johnson said:
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do "ayyyyyy!"
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From: My mind
On February 10, 2010, chumbucket lickin' James Craven said:
What do pirates say before they fight?
"Let's get ready to RUM-ble!"
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From: SportsNation at ESPN
On June 13, 2007, scurvy knave Zach Doney said:
What does a pirate eat at Burger King?
A Whopp-ARRR!

What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
Asks to see the manag-ARRR!
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From: From me own scurvy hide.
On September 20, 2006, regular scallywag Sammy, Joey, and Bob Dedinsky said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
AAAARRRRrrrm wrestling!
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From: Shoreline, WA
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