- These be jokes 211 - 220 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On November 20, 2008, one-eyed Andrew said:
"Did you hear about the pirate's dog who can talk?"
"Really? What does he say?"
"Really? What does he say?"
ARRRRRRff!
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From: the LBC |
On December 28, 2010, scurvy dog Uncle Bear said:
What is a pirate's favorite thing about dogs?
They BARRRRK!!
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From: Myself |
On June 27, 2006, salty ol' Joey Santilli said:
What is a pirate's favorite song?
We ARRRR The Champions!
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From: ARRRR |
On August 18, 2014, one-eyed Cap'n Lyv said:
How does a pirate make his fortune?
He's an invest-ARRRR!
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From: - |
On September 3, 2012, land-lubber Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
A yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdstick!!!!!!
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From: Right off the top of me head, Yarrrrrrrrrr! |
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the pirate buy Christmas presents for little pirate children?
Toys-ARRRRRgh-Us!
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From: Overheard at a pirate party |
On June 9, 2009, one-legged Pirate Diva said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!!!!!!!
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From: Myself |
On September 6, 2007, one-legged Linda said:
What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?
An arrrrrrm and a peg!
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From: Alabama |
On May 2, 2006, one-legged Sarikka said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The Arrrmy... no, the Navy, he's a pirate!
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From: Catalina Island Marine Institute |
On September 20, 2007, the dreaded TAarrrsha said:
What's a pirate's favorite animal?
An AARRRmadillo!!
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From: pirate land |
