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On May 16, 2006, the scurvy Dale Heffernan said:
When a pirate goes shopping, what does he want?
A barrrrrgain!
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On March 20, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate drive on vacation?
An AAAARRRRRRRRR V.
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On March 26, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does the Pirate get his coffee?
Starrrrrrrrrrrbucks!
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On May 13, 2012, the grog-addicted KATHY LOGSDON said:
what did the Pirate name his tripletts?
ARRRTHUR, ARRRNOLD and ARRRCHIBALD!
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From: Kathy
On March 5, 2011, captain blackbeard said:
What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A skull and very CROSS bones!
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On September 19, 2009, the scurvy Captain Cutlass said:
Why did the little pirate want to continue the family business?
Because his dad got to play "hooky" at work!
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From: original
On September 19, 2006, the grog-addicted A Kanzler said:
What does a pirate use to play drinking games?
Bar Nickles (barnacles)!
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From: SoKal
On May 13, 2012, one-eyed Kathy Logsdon said:
Why did the Pirate end up in Jail?
He was ARRRESTED and charged with ARRRMED robbery and ARRGRIVATED assault!
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From: me
On October 28, 2011, regular scallywag Blackbeards Beard said:
Tell me mateys, what is a pirates favorite method of travel?
You might think its a pirate ship, but indeed, its a FERARRRRRRRRRRRRRI!!!
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From: my own
On January 23, 2007, land-lubber CGC Rush said:
What do you call a pirate with 8 eyes?
PIIIIIIIIRATE
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