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On September 19, 2007, land-lubber Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
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On June 9, 2013, salty ol' Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
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On July 7, 2007, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
When is a pirate like a bird?
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On September 18, 2008, salty ol' Anonymous Pirate said:
Where does a pirate buy his medicine?
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On January 15, 2006, captain Jenny said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
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From: Pirate Jenny
On March 9, 2008, the most piratical Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
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On March 19, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast
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On May 1, 2006, the dreaded Rob S. said:
Why did the pirate father stop the car?
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On September 20, 2007, scurvy knave Salty Sea Snoop Dogg said:
Who's a pirate's favourite author?
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