- These be jokes 171 - 180 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 19, 2009, land-lubber Direz said:
What do pirates believe in?
D-ARRRRR-winism!!!
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From: Places Unknown |
On November 10, 2012, captain Landlubber Wolf said:
What were the last words of the quantum physics-savvy pirate that was made to walk the plank?
"I'd never have thought a Planck length could seem that long!"
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From: Inspired by some of the nerdier jokes I found on this site. |
On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships Ahoy.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 23, 2006, one-eyed Lizzie said:
First sailor: I know a pirate with a wooden leg named Smith!
Second sailor: What's the name of his other leg?
Second sailor: What's the name of his other leg?
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From: Mary Poppins (With a few changes by me.) |
On December 28, 2015, the most piratical Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
CARRRRbernet!
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From: brain |
On September 19, 2009, one-eyed Captain Cutlass said:
What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
A pumpkin patch!!!
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From: orignal |
On March 17, 2009, scurvy knave Kitten said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
Pop TARRRrrrts!
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From: Me! |
On July 20, 2006, scurvy dog LIVVE said:
What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?
A nervous wreck!!!!
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From: friend |
On July 26, 2006, one-eyed Second to Last Living Ninja Pirate said:
How did the Asian pirate die?
SAAARRRRRRRS!
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From: the lusbians |
On October 6, 2006, the grog-addicted Davy Jones said:
What kind of laundry detergent do pirates like best?
Tide!
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From: I actually came up with that one myself! |
