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On February 21, 2010, captain Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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On September 19, 2009, chumbucket lickin' Direz said:
What do pirates believe in?
D-ARRRRR-winism!!!
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On November 10, 2012, the most piratical Landlubber Wolf said:
What were the last words of the quantum physics-savvy pirate that was made to walk the plank?
"I'd never have thought a Planck length could seem that long!"
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On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships Ahoy.
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On December 23, 2006, the scurvy Lizzie said:
First sailor: I know a pirate with a wooden leg named Smith!

Second sailor: What's the name of his other leg?
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From: Mary Poppins (With a few changes by me.)
On September 19, 2009, scurvy dog Captain Cutlass said:
What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
A pumpkin patch!!!
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On March 17, 2009, land-lubber Kitten said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
Pop TARRRrrrts!
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On July 20, 2006, chumbucket lickin' LIVVE said:
What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?
A nervous wreck!!!!
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On July 26, 2006, the sea-bitten Second to Last Living Ninja Pirate said:
How did the Asian pirate die?
SAAARRRRRRRS!
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On October 6, 2006, scurvy dog Davy Jones said:
What kind of laundry detergent do pirates like best?
Tide!
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