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On March 24, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
When did the boy pirate become a man pirate?
On his Barrrrrrr Mitzvah!
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On June 20, 2010, scurvy dog Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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From: My vast brain
On August 8, 2008, the scurvy Manning Gay said:
What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?
DraculARRRR
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From: Made it up.
On November 15, 2006, one-eyed Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite African nation?
MadagascARRRRRRRR!
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From: Me
On March 16, 2007, land-lubber Captain Rumblood said:
What did the pirates do when their ship caught on fire?
They had a BARRRRrrrrbeque!
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From: me brain
On March 19, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Why are pirates so mean?
They just Arrrrrrrgh!
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On November 26, 2012, scurvy knave Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From: From my own brain, matey!!!
On September 17, 2008, chumbucket lickin' Hana the Hornswoggler said:
What do you call a group of old pirates?
The A-A-RRRRR-P!
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From: the briny deep
On February 15, 2013, barnacle bitten mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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From: mike p
On May 11, 2006, the sea-bitten Captain Karikas said:
Why didn't the Pirate have any jelly on his PB&J?
He couldn't open the jARRR!!!
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