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On August 31, 2010, barnacle bitten Pirate George said:
What does a pirate put on his peanut butter sandwich?
Jelly Fish!!!!!
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From: heard it some where |
On August 19, 2010, one-eyed Kate and Grief said:
How does a pirate keep fit?
By doing Aarrrroebics at the Gym-Lad!
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On May 20, 2006, one-legged Jonny Bucco said:
What does a pirate from Boston say?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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From: Santa Cruz |
On February 5, 2009, captain phatnadz said:
What do Jamaican pirates listen to?
Bob MaRRRRRley!!
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From: random thoughts in my head |
On September 15, 2009, salty ol' Cap'n Scurvy Dog Steve said:
A pirate recently retired and joined the American Association of Retired, Reprehensible, Rapacious, Rabid Guys, otherwise known as AARRRRG!
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From: Dirty-dog Dougo |
On May 11, 2006, the sea-bitten Captain Karikas said:
Why do pirates always have a bar of soap tied to them?
So when they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 16, 2013, the grog-addicted Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
Because they always ask for the way to Arrr, Kansas!
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From: Inspired by other Arr Kansas jokes |
On December 4, 2007, the scurvy Jolly Holly said:
How does a pirate say "thank you" in Japanese?
ARRRRRigato!!!
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From: The Jolly Holly |
On December 7, 2005, captain Pirate Pam said:
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they Arrrgh!
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From: Davy Jones Locker |
On February 21, 2010, the sea-bitten Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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From: myself |
