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On July 17, 2011, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What be KE$HA's favorite pirate shanty?
We RRRRR Who We RRRR!!!
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From: Too much radio play |
On February 26, 2010, one-legged Jasen J. Smith said:
Why was the pirate's son a disappointment to his father?
Because when he grew up he did not want to be a pirate... he wanted to be an ARRRRRtist!!!
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From: I made it up. My Friend Melanie love Pirate jokes and we make them up to amuse each other. |
On April 22, 2012, chumbucket lickin' Scottish Bob Below Decks said:
A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"
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From: Original |
On September 12, 2007, captain Robyn Irving said:
Why didn't the pirate take a shower before walking the plank?
He knew he would wash up on the shore later anyway!
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From: my brain (adapted it from an old Natalie Wood joke) |
On April 7, 2010, one-legged James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite movie?
"Booty and the Beast"!
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From: The guys at SportsNation 3/23/10 |
On June 14, 2007, scurvy dog Ken R. said:
What did the pirate say at the golf course?
I may tee.
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From: Made it up. |
On November 24, 2013, the most piratical James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on "The Price is Right"?
A NEW CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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From: My mind |
On September 30, 2006, the scurvy Bruin said:
What are pirates a part of?
Avast Conspiracy!
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From: Me |
On September 16, 2010, the dreaded Mary Coogan said:
What is a pirate's favorite prayer?
The ARRRRrrr Father!!
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From: Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on Sunday this year. |
On February 15, 2011, scurvy knave mad john flint said:
Why is the Jolly Roger grinning?
Because they crossed his funny bones! Arrgh!
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From: My own head |
