- These be jokes 121 - 130 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On July 30, 2013, the most piratical Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
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From: We made it up. |
On May 31, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Two pirate ships were crossing the ocean, one with a booty of red paint and one with a blue paint. What happened when the ships collided?
They were marooned!
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From: The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists: A Novel by Gideon Defoe |
On December 28, 2010, salty ol' Ashly Star and Uncle Bear said:
What else is a pirate's favorite hobby?
ARRRRT!!
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From: ME AND MY UNCLE |
On March 20, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 15, 2007, one-eyed Johnny S said:
What did the doctor say to the pirate?
Open up and say "Arrrrr!!"
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From: Perth, Australia |
On March 24, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
I don't know if you guys have heard about this new Pirate corn they've got now.
I guess it's going to be like a buck an ear.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 14, 2014, the scurvy Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to find out what month it is?
His calendARRRRRRRRRRR!!! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day ON SEPTEMBER 19TH MATEYS!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
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From: FROM THE TOP OF ME HEAD YE LANDLUBBERS!!! ARRRRRR!!! |
On March 30, 2007, scurvy dog Kaptain Kross said:
So this pirate walks into a bar and sits next to a drunken wench.
The wench looks him over and says, "Nice pirate outfit. Where'd you get your earrings?"
The pirate says, "Arr, I bought one from the dollar store on the other side of town and I got the other from the dollar store across the street."
So the wench exclaims, "Wow! Not bad for a buck-an-ear!"
The wench looks him over and says, "Nice pirate outfit. Where'd you get your earrings?"
The pirate says, "Arr, I bought one from the dollar store on the other side of town and I got the other from the dollar store across the street."
So the wench exclaims, "Wow! Not bad for a buck-an-ear!"
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From: Heard it from a friend radio announcer. |
On April 21, 2009, chumbucket lickin' Buck said:
Why don't pirates eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Because they can't open the JAAAAAARGH!!!
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On September 20, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Matt Sprinkle said:
What do you call a pirate who can't conduct a good raid?
The pillage idiot. Har!
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From: I made it up yesterday at a pirate party, but maybe someone else has already done it. It is kind of obvious. In fact maybe it's more of a viking joke now that I think about it... |
