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On August 18, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Barbi said:
What does a pirate take for indigestion?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums!
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From: My twisted mind |
On September 30, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
There was once a pirate who wanted to be a Private Eye. Unfortunately, he was blind. So what did he become?
A privateer!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On July 30, 2006, the most piratical Mike Hughes, aka Wiggy said:
How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just stand around ARRRrrguing about it!
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From: From the depths of me mind! |
On June 29, 2009, seven sea sailin' sam-i-am said:
Why would a pirate be afraid of a woman?
He's afraid he'll get hooked on her!!!
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From: my friends crazy head! |
On July 4, 2006, one-eyed Bobilicious said:
Why don't pirates smoke?
Because they wear a patch!
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From: Heard it somewhere |
On April 17, 2007, the sea-bitten Jeff McGuinness said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he is waiting for it he spots a pirate sitting in the corner of the bar. The pirate has two wooden arms and two wooden legs. Naturally curious, the man gets his drink, walks over to the pirate and asks, "Excuse me sir, I hope you don't mind but I couldn't help noticing that you have two wooden arms and two wooden legs. You must have been involved in some fierce sea battles?"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
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From: Dave 'The Legend' McConnell |
On October 30, 2013, the grog-addicted James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
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From: I'm sure I heard it somewhere. |
On September 9, 2010, the sea-bitten Pirate lass Laura said:
How do pirates solve their differences?
ARRRRrrrrrrbitration!
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From: me sodden skull |
On May 15, 2009, scurvy dog Ranzoon said:
Why do pirates like to play Chinese Checkers?
Because it's got a star board!!!!
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From: I made it up |
On September 18, 2010, the most piratical Barnacle Barry said:
Why don't pirates need lawyers?
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
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From: Jump'in Joe Jaworrrrski |
