On March 26, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Why didn't the pirate get hungry when he was left on a desert island?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 241–255 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On March 26, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Did you hear about the pirates who raided a ship and even stole the bath?
They wanted to make a clean getaway!
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On March 24, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
I don't know if you guys have heard about this new Pirate corn they've got now.
I guess it's going to be like a buck an ear.
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On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What is pirates' favorite pronoun?
Ayyy!!!
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On March 20, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?
ARRRmageddon!
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On March 20, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked?
They watch Sea-span!
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On March 20, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate know he found land?
He was shore of it!
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On March 20, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
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On March 20, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him?
His booty!
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On March 20, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch!
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On March 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he really likes a song?
ARRRGH that was off the hook!
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On March 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say to the jokester?
Aye, walk the prank!
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On March 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast
IIIIIIHOP.
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On March 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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