On May 13, 2012, the most piratical Kathy Logsdon said:
What is Pirate's favorite Caribbean place?
ARRRUBA!
From: my friend BARRY · Link hearrrre!
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On March 30, 2012, the scurvy an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a Priate wear in the winter......
His SCAAAAAARF!
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On January 25, 2012, the grog-addicted The Commadore of the Sheridan Lake Yacht Club said:
Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast?
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!!
From: Orig IHop joke on Two and A Half Men, altered in my brain to fit the Pirate life. · Link hearrrre!
On November 17, 2011, the most piratical Captain Frankie B Willickers said:
Who be a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
Rosa PARRRRRRRks!!
On November 3, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' Danny said:
What is a pirates favorite flavor of cheese?
CheddARRRRRR!!
From: New HampshARRRR · Link hearrrre!
On October 28, 2011, scurvy knave Blackbeards Beard said:
Tell me mateys, what is a pirates favorite method of travel?
You might think its a pirate ship, but indeed, its a FERARRRRRRRRRRRRRI!!!
From: my own · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2011, the most piratical Lizzy G. said:
What does a pirate order in a fancy restaurant?
The tuna tartaarrrrr!!
From: me brain · Link hearrrre!
On September 18, 2011, land-lubber Ian Miller said:
What is a pirate's favourite kind of chocolate?
Pieces of Aftarrrrrrrrr Eight!
From: I made it up · Link hearrrre!
On September 10, 2011, the scurvy Debi Jordan said:
What kind of flowers do you get a Pirate who cannot remember how to tie a rope?
Forget-Me-Knots....ARRRRR!
From: Debi Jordanm · Link hearrrre!
On September 2, 2011, regular scallywag Chrissie said:
Which Disney movie do pirates love the most?
The ARRRRistoCats!
From: From me treasure chest! · Link hearrrre!
On August 19, 2011, scurvy dog SHAWN MCBEATH said:
How do pirates communicate with their loved ones while out at sea?
With their SMARRRRRT phone!!
From: MCBEATH OF SCOTLAND · Link hearrrre!
On August 19, 2011, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do Pirates order from at a restaurant?
The al a CARRRT menu!
From: mcb · Link hearrrre!
On July 17, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What be KE$HA's favorite pirate shanty?
We RRRRR Who We RRRR!!!
From: Too much radio play · Link hearrrre!
On July 13, 2011, barnacle-bitten Corey said:
How long is a pirate's plank?
A YARRRd!!!
From: New HampshARRRR · Link hearrrre!
On June 2, 2011, scurvy dog timthedrummer said:
What does a pirate wear in the winter time?
A PARRRRRKA!!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!