On September 19, 2013, chumbucket-lickin' De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
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On September 18, 2013, scurvy knave Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
From: My niece, at age 9 · Link hearrrre!
On July 30, 2013, salty ol' Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
From: We made it up. · Link hearrrre!
On June 9, 2013, barnacle-bitten Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
From: Me yer landlubber · Link hearrrre!
On March 16, 2013, scurvy knave Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
Because they always ask for the way to Arrr, Kansas!
From: Inspired by other Arr Kansas jokes · Link hearrrre!
On December 12, 2012, one-legged an Anonymous Pirate said:
How does a pirate pay for his purchases?
With his credit carrrrrrrrrrrrd!!! But hey, he's a pirate, so he probably STEALS them!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!
From: FROM MY OWN BRAIN, YE MATEYS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!' · Link hearrrre!
On November 26, 2012, the grog-addicted Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
From: From my own brain, matey!!! · Link hearrrre!
On October 2, 2012, the dreaded an Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
From: Patrick Henry High School · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2012, scurvy knave MK said:
Who is the pirate's favorite Dickens character?
The AAArrrtful Dodger!
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On September 19, 2012, seven-sea sailin' MK said:
The Pirate is, of course, a big Tolkien fan. And, as you know he's very fond of gems and booty. There is one gem he covets above all others but which he will never be able to own. Which gem is it?
The Arrrkenstone!
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On September 3, 2012, barnacle-bitten Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
A yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdstick!!!!!!
From: Right off the top of me head, Yarrrrrrrrrr! · Link hearrrre!
On August 24, 2012, the dreaded SkerinD said:
What's a pirate's favorite Grateful Dead song?
You'd think it'd be "Ship of fools," but its actually "Dark STARRRRRRRR!!"
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On June 6, 2012, one-legged an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite color???
ARRtichoke white!!!
On May 13, 2012, the sea-bitten Kathy Logsdon said:
Why did the Pirate end up in Jail?
He was ARRRESTED and charged with ARRRMED robbery and ARRGRIVATED assault!
From: me · Link hearrrre!
On May 13, 2012, captain KATHY LOGSDON said:
what did the Pirate name his tripletts?
ARRRTHUR, ARRRNOLD and ARRRCHIBALD!
From: Kathy · Link hearrrre!