On April 28, 2011, one-legged Black Bearded Betty said:
What is a pirate's choice of sweater?
A CARRRH-digan!
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On April 26, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' sherry houle said:
What did the pirate say about his own joke?
ARRRrrre jokes ARRRre betterrrrr!!!
From: winnipeg · Link hearrrre!
On April 10, 2011, regular scallywag Wayne said:
What is a Pirate's favorite former nation?
The U-S-S-AAAAAAAAAAAAR!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On February 15, 2011, captain mad john flint said:
Why is the Jolly Roger grinning?
Because they crossed his funny bones! Arrgh!
From: My own head · Link hearrrre!
On February 3, 2011, seven-sea sailin' pap chmeer said:
What is a pirate minus a ship?
A creative homless guy!!
From: me head · Link hearrrre!
On February 3, 2011, salty ol' Canoedad said:
How do pirates pay for a round o' rum down at the pub?
With Bar-Nickels!
From: Me own scurvy brain! · Link hearrrre!
On January 4, 2011, scurvy dog AAARRRRRON! said:
What does a pirate think of this joke?
Its GAAAAARBAGE!!
From: Manchestaaaarrrr! · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, captain Uncle Bear said:
Where does a pirate put their gold?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrrr!!
From: My niece · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, one-eyed Ashly Star and Uncle Bear said:
What else is a pirate's favorite hobby?
ARRRRT!!
From: ME AND MY UNCLE · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, barnacle-bitten Uncle Bear said:
What is a pirate's favorite thing about dogs?
They BARRRRK!!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, the grog-addicted Ashly Star said:
What is a pirate's favorite band?
A MARRRRrrrrrrrrrching band!!
From: My aunt, uncle, and Pizza Hut · Link hearrrre!
On December 7, 2010, the most piratical Pirate J.Marriner said:
What do you call a pirate's blind grandmother?
No eyed Dearrrrr!!!!
From: not sure · Link hearrrre!
On September 16, 2010, one-eyed Mary Coogan said:
What is a pirate's favorite prayer?
The ARRRRrrr Father!!
From: Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on Sunday this year. · Link hearrrre!
On September 9, 2010, seven-sea sailin' Pirate lass Laura said:
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Aye. Ye might say aarrrrgon, but no, it's the element of surprise!
From: Kevin Keel-haul-em-all Beals · Link hearrrre!
On September 9, 2010, salty ol' Pirate lass Laura said:
How do pirates solve their differences?
ARRRRrrrrrrbitration!
From: me sodden skull · Link hearrrre!