On June 9, 2013, barnacle-bitten Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
From: Me yer landlubber · Link hearrrre!
ARR! Jokes
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On January 4, 2011, scurvy dog AAARRRRRON! said:
What does a pirate think of this joke?
Its GAAAAARBAGE!!
From: Manchestaaaarrrr! · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2008, the sea-bitten Capt. John "Hairy" Lee said:
Did you hear about the demented pirate?
He was a tad gARR gARR!!!
On March 13, 2007, the sea-bitten Long Jon Silver said:
What did the pirate say to Bach when he played the organ?
You ARRRRe doing a great job making that HARRRRmony!
On February 20, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n KaySwissBouillabaisseParrotHookClaw said:
What did the pirate say when he visited piratejokes.net?
Harr Harrr HAAARRRR!!
From: My own waaaarrrrrrped brain. · Link hearrrre!
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate call his Mum?
MotheARRRRRrrrrrggghhh!
From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=82 · Link hearrrre!
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the fat pirate cut out of his diet?
Larrrrrrrrd!
From: http://www.cafepress.com/buy/book/-/sort_byDesignScore/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.10146680/pNo_10146680/id_3091597/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_ · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite study subject?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
From: http://www.prometheusradio.org/piratejokes.html · Link hearrrre!
On November 11, 2014, scurvy knave Rondo Goldwyn said:
What did the pirate with cardio vascular disease yell in his death throes?
Arrr, me hearty!!!
From: from a bottle washed up on shore · Link hearrrre!
On February 25, 2008, scurvy dog iiawg the terrible! said:
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
From: I made it up. · Link hearrrre!
On May 13, 2014, the most piratical Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
From: Spanish waters · Link hearrrre!
On February 16, 2010, regular scallywag Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
Aye.
From: Captain Yarrrrley · Link hearrrre!
On July 4, 2006, scurvy dog jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
From: Who knows? · Link hearrrre!
On May 13, 2006, the sea-bitten Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
From: My mind · Link hearrrre!
On December 7, 2008, barnacle-bitten Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
From: Heard it around the interblags · Link hearrrre!