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On September 3, 2012, the dreaded Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
A yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdstick!!!!!!
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From: Right off the top of me head, Yarrrrrrrrrr!
On August 24, 2012, one-legged SkerinD said:
What's a pirate's favorite Grateful Dead song?
You'd think it'd be "Ship of fools," but its actually "Dark STARRRRRRRR!!"
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On June 6, 2012, captain Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite color???
ARRtichoke white!!!
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On May 13, 2012, land-lubber Kathy Logsdon said:
Why did the Pirate end up in Jail?
He was ARRRESTED and charged with ARRRMED robbery and ARRGRIVATED assault!
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On May 13, 2012, one-eyed KATHY LOGSDON said:
what did the Pirate name his tripletts?
ARRRTHUR, ARRRNOLD and ARRRCHIBALD!
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From: Kathy