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On September 19, 2008, seven-sea sailin' evadarrh said:
What principle of physics does a pyrate keep in mind while transferring the ill gotten gains from the plundered ship to his own?
Arrrrrrchimedes principle!
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
On September 19, 2008, the dreaded evadarrh said:
What sort of camping equipment would a pyrate steal?
Why, an ArrrrrVeee!
On September 18, 2008, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where does a pirate buy his medicine?
The Pharrrrrmacy!
On September 17, 2008, the most piratical Hana the Hornswoggler said:
What do you call a group of old pirates?
The A-A-RRRRR-P!
On September 12, 2008, scurvy dog Benni hanna said:
What do pirates drive when they go to port?
A cARRRRRRR!
On September 10, 2008, salty ol' Rich Schonthal said:
What's a pirate's favorite TV show?
Real Time with Bill Mahrrrrrrrrrr!!
On September 9, 2008, land-lubber DAVEY said:
Did you hear about the pirate with a stomach problem?
He was suffering from diARRRRRrrrrrrhhearhh!!
On August 8, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Manning Gay said:
What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?
DraculARRRR
On July 30, 2008, regular scallywag Jerami said:
What did the pirate name his cat?
Garrrrrfield!
On July 29, 2008, one-legged Mitch Pinkerton said:
What did the pirate captain call his collection of ship's logs from plundered vessels?
His ARRRRCHIVES!
On July 2, 2008, the scurvy Ronald the Red said:
What do Pirates always smoke after a lusty battle?
A cig-AAAAARRRRRGH!!
On May 16, 2008, regular scallywag Pirate Bvizz said:
What is a pirate's favorite NFL team?
The Green Bay Packers because of Brett FaRRRRRRRRRrrrrve!
On May 10, 2008, the most piratical Jay Lee said:
Where do pirates shop for their clothes?
The Salvation ARRmy!!!
On April 21, 2008, land-lubber Allison Fleischhauer said:
What did the pirate do on his vacation to the mountains?
He stood on top of a mountain and said, "Yarrrrghalayyheeeeehooo!!!!"
On April 9, 2008, one-eyed Joseph said:
What do Mexican pirates eat?
Chili con cAAAARRRRrne!!!!
