- These be jokes 941 - 950 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite hoofed mammal?
CARRRRrrrribou!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2008, land-lubber Drew Baldwin said:
What's a pirates favorite fruit?
Bananas, because they help prevent scurvy.
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From: friend |
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Why have pirates never attacked Hutchinson, Kansas?
It's too fAArrrrrrr inshore!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirates raid the town?
It had a barrrrrrrier!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On August 3, 2006, one-legged Slade said:
Why do pirates like Mexico?
Because they love to BARRRRrrrrter!
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From: my head |
On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates travel fast?
They go warrrrrrrrrp speed!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite artist?
Andy Warrrrrrrrhol!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of currency?
The dollaarrrrrrrr!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Long John Silver's!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 22, 2007, land-lubber Phil Brooks said:
What do you call a long line of Canadian pirates?
A pirate ARRR-eh? (array)
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From: I made it up |
