- These be jokes 931 - 940 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On June 20, 2006, chumbucket lickin' victor said:
Why was the little pirate boy in the hospital?
Because he was fully sea sick!
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From: me mind |
On May 11, 2006, regular scallywag Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite teen drama?
BevARRRRRRRRly Hills, 90210
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From: A LuxuryRealEstate brokers retreat |
On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call and official pirate?
A carrrrrrd caarrrrrrying pirate!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
In order to pull off a raid, what must a pirate be?
Darrrrrrrring!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 20, 2006, scurvy dog victor said:
Pirate Blackbeard's ship license had expired so he went into the shipping license office and got a new one, but on the new one he needed an updated photo of himself.
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
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From: me mind |
On May 14, 2006, salty ol' Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate call his crewman?
A swashbuckleAARRRRRR!
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From: Pirate Steve |
On May 18, 2007, the grog-addicted Pirate Bob from Crown Point said:
What does a pirate do on the weekends?
He goes to yaaaarrrrrd sales!
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From: Drunkeness after lunch |
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Pirates tend to be relatively unaffected by what natural disaster?
EArrrrrrrthquakes!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 8, 2006, one-eyed Captain Mati said:
How did the bees kill the pirate?
They swARRRRRmed around him!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
Medium RAAARRRrrrrrreeee!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
