- These be jokes 931 - 940 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On June 20, 2006, salty ol' victor said:
Why was the little pirate boy in the hospital?
Because he was fully sea sick!
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From: me mind |
On May 11, 2006, land-lubber Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite teen drama?
BevARRRRRRRRly Hills, 90210
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From: A LuxuryRealEstate brokers retreat |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call and official pirate?
A carrrrrrd caarrrrrrying pirate!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
In order to pull off a raid, what must a pirate be?
Darrrrrrrring!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 20, 2006, seven sea sailin' victor said:
Pirate Blackbeard's ship license had expired so he went into the shipping license office and got a new one, but on the new one he needed an updated photo of himself.
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
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From: me mind |
On May 14, 2006, land-lubber Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate call his crewman?
A swashbuckleAARRRRRR!
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From: Pirate Steve |
On May 18, 2007, salty ol' Pirate Bob from Crown Point said:
What does a pirate do on the weekends?
He goes to yaaaarrrrrd sales!
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From: Drunkeness after lunch |
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Pirates tend to be relatively unaffected by what natural disaster?
EArrrrrrrthquakes!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 8, 2006, regular scallywag Captain Mati said:
How did the bees kill the pirate?
They swARRRRRmed around him!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
Medium RAAARRRrrrrrreeee!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
