- These be jokes 801 - 810 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirates raid the ship?
It had too many guaaaaaaaarrrrrds!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 16, 2005, one-eyed June Zmolek said:
Where does a pirate buy his moonshine?
Arrrrrrkanas
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From: meself |
On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates get their food from?
A farrrrrrrrm!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On April 21, 2008, the most piratical Allison Fleischhauer said:
What did the pirate do on his vacation to the mountains?
He stood on top of a mountain and said, "Yarrrrghalayyheeeeehooo!!!!"
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From: Original |
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate go to jail?
He violated his parrrrrrole, from committing arrrrson!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On October 11, 2009, barnacle bitten Conor Mulloy said:
Which university societies do pirates always join?
LiterARRRy and debating society, because they love to ARRRgue!!!
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From: Galway, Ireland |
On August 14, 2007, the grog-addicted Marlo Diaz said:
What's white and hops around a pirate ship?
Arrrrrrrrrabbit!
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From: San Diego, California |
On October 31, 2006, salty ol' jessereno said:
How do pirates in New York City get home?
They take the AARRRR train!
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From: my own |
On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite flower?
Carrrrrrnations!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 13, 2006, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Ball said:
Why couldn't the pirate eat any more pizza?
Because of all the pieces he ate....
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