- These be jokes 791 - 800 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates practice shooting at?
Tarrrrrgets!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the fat pirate cut out of his diet?
Larrrrrrrrd!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite weapon?
A skull and cross-bow!
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On September 19, 2006, captain Shelley S. said:
How did the pirate make it to college?
He was very smAAAAAAAAArt!
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From: The greatest mind ever. |
On May 18, 2007, scurvy knave Pirate Bob from Crown Point said:
What does a stoned pirate say?
FARRrrrrgh out, matey!
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From: Drunk after lunch |
On August 1, 2007, regular scallywag Alex Hazzard said:
what is a pirate's favourite perfume for the ladies?
Elizabeth Aaaaarrrrrden!
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From: myself |
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate's diet includes plenty of what?
CARRRRrrrrbohydrates!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Pirate yell when he starts a fight?
Let's get ready to RUMble!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite candy bar?
A Marrrrs Barrrrrr!
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From: Meself |
On March 24, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why was the pirate thrown out of the casino?
For cheatin' at carrrrrrrrds!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
