- These be jokes 681 - 690 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On August 17, 2007, salty ol' cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirate's favorite instrument?
His arrrrmpit! (note to pirate: don't use the hook!)
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From: cow |
On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What are pirates often considered?
Barrrrrrbarrric!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Transformer?
Starrrrrrrscream!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 17, 2007, the dreaded Charles said:
Why did the pirate visit the Sistine Chapel?
To admire the ARRchitecture!
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From: made it up |
On March 20, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
AARRRRGGHentina!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 16, 2006, the grog-addicted Carl Christensen said:
What does a Pirate's pet lion say?
Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From: Tofino |
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates hate to get stuck in?
Tarrrrrr!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 15, 2009, captain Taz said:
When the pirates noticed that their skin was rough, they blamed the corsair.
Harrrrr!
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From: Meself |
On September 21, 2006, land-lubber evilalicia said:
What's a pirate's favorite herb?
PARRRRsley!
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From: My boyfriend |
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates write with?
Marrrrrrkers!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
