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On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Why can't many people be pirates?
It's HARRRRrrrd work!
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On March 9, 2008, land-lubber Pete Allegretta said:
What did the pirate do when his friend stepped on his foot?
He became pi-rate!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Old pirates have a lot of what?
Scarrrrrrs!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates use to defend themselves?
Arrrrrmor!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's least favorite vacation spot?
The Arrrrrrrrabian Desert!
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On September 18, 2011, salty ol' Ian Miller said:
What is a pirate's favourite kind of chocolate?
Pieces of Aftarrrrrrrrr Eight!
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On July 28, 2006, barnacle bitten Anthony Huspen said:
What's a pirate's favorite pizza topping?
Pep-ARR-oni!
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From: A Lunchable
On February 28, 2006, captain Brennan Dewey said:
Which type of spanish verbs are the easiest for pirates to conjugate?
A-RRRR verbs.
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On December 16, 2006, barnacle bitten griffin said:
Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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On March 17, 2008, regular scallywag Jarks said:
What's a pirate's biggest fear?
AAAARRGGHHHachnaphobia!
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