- These be jokes 581 - 590 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On July 20, 2006, one-eyed Mark said:
What is a pirate's favorite Toyota?
The YARRRRRRRrrrrrris!
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From: UCI |
On July 18, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Captain FeatherSword said:
How do pirates ship their treasure down a river?
They use a BARRRrrrge!
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From: My head |
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite planet?
Marrrrrs!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2006, the most piratical The saucy wench Romany said:
What does a pirate say after they've been wounded in battle?
That's gonna scAAAAARRR!!
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From: Meself! |
On March 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On January 8, 2009, the sea-bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite section of the newspaper?
LettARRs to the EditARRR!
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On September 27, 2006, captain Haley Smith said:
What does a pirate call an open door?
Ajarrrrrrrrr!
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From: Haley Smith |
On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates keep their weapons?
In an arrrrrrsenal!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 11, 2006, one-legged Captain Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirate park in the parking lot?
There were too many cARRRs!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 10, 2008, salty ol' Rich Schonthal said:
What's a pirate's favorite TV show?
Real Time with Bill Mahrrrrrrrrrr!!
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From: I made it up (I hope!) |
