- These be jokes 571 - 580 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On July 18, 2006, the sea-bitten Alex said:
Why is the pirate captain never worried about ripped sails?
He's never short on patches!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite US President?
Jimmy CARRRrrrrrter
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On July 9, 2006, one-legged Simon said:
What do pirates do after the sun goes down?
They PAARRRRrrrrty!
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From: I just thought it up. Is it original? |
On September 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
ARRRRRRRRGGGHH!!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 26, 2008, salty ol' Tessy said:
Why didn't the nerdy pirate come to dinner?
He was leveling up his AAAARRRcane mage!!
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From: My ingenios pirotic mind |
On June 28, 2007, scurvy dog Hunter said:
What do pirates like for Christmas?
Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds!
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From: my brain |
On September 19, 2005, seven sea sailin' June Zmolek said:
Why did the pirate get a divorce?
They kept havin' Arrrguments!
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From: meself |
On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates like their ham?
Carrrrrrved!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 20, 2006, the sea-bitten victor said:
Whats a pirate's favourite colour?
Depends on the pirate.
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From: me mind |
On September 26, 2008, barnacle bitten Tessy said:
What do you call a Saudi-Arabian pirate commander?
CZAAAAARRRR!!!
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From: My ingenios pirotic mind |
