- These be jokes 501 - 510 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 18, 2012, the most piratical The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?
Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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From: A treasure trove beneath the deepest and stormiest seas. (Which is to say, me.) |
On November 6, 2006, the dreaded Aaron said:
Where did the space pirate fight at?
The Death Starrrrrrrrgghh!
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From: YO-HOs-BIG |
On February 19, 2008, the dreaded Shady Seide Cockswallow, a swashbuckling wench of New Orleans said:
What is a pirate's favorite radio program?
NParrrrgh... National Pirate Radio!
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From: me |
On January 20, 2007, scurvy dog Phil Pham said:
Why do pirates hate people from Boston?
Because they can't pronounce their ARRRGHHHHS!
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From: Email ahoy! |
On July 22, 2006, barnacle bitten moxley said:
Why do pirates stink?
Because of their ARRRRrrrm pits!
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From: my brain |
On November 4, 2006, land-lubber Connarrrrrrr! said:
What did the pirate say to his llama?
Tina! You fat larrrrrd! Come get some dinner!
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From: Napoleon Dynamite [I made the joke myself though] |
On November 8, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Captain Bub Harrrley said:
What is a pirate's favorite motorcycle?
A HARRRRrrrley Davidson!
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From: Pomona California |
On October 24, 2007, land-lubber Saucy Sara said:
Who did the pirate have a crush on?
CindAAARRella!
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On September 18, 2006, scurvy knave Mr. T said:
After a particuliarly long fight at sea the winning captain comes ashore to find a large crew of media. The reporters fight to ask questions before the Captain finally singles out one attractive, young reporter, who asks: "Captain, Where did you learn such amazing tactics? was it the Navy?"
The Captain, obviously amused replied:
"Well it sure wasn't the ARRRRRmy!"
The Captain, obviously amused replied:
"Well it sure wasn't the ARRRRRmy!"
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From: A BA in bad humorology |
On January 30, 2007, the sea-bitten Capt Pam said:
What sound did the pirate make when he sneezed?
Arrrrchoo!
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From: a preschool teacher |
