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On September 15, 2007, land-lubber Marc Whitcombe said:
Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
Because booty is only shin deep!
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From: Told to me |
On April 5, 2010, one-legged Redbeard said:
What be having 8 eyes and 8 legs?
I say nay, it not be a spider... but it be eight pirates! Aarrr!!!!
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From: A pirate |
On June 23, 2009, captain Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate call his friends in the military?
"Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!!
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On March 15, 2006, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas (Danise in Florida) said:
A pirate captain walks into a bar with his first mate and they sit down at the bar. Now, the pirate captain has been a little down on his luck in the world of women, know what I mean? His first mate notices some lovely piratical wenches across the bar.
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
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From: www.oxfordrealty.com |
On March 20, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him?
His booty!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On July 1, 2015, scurvy dog scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
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On August 17, 2007, captain roxanne said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with his wife?
Arrrgue!
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From: meself |
On April 9, 2011, salty ol' zyla said:
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
Because he didn't have enough money for an iPad!!!
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From: A friend |
On April 28, 2006, chumbucket lickin' DA Kommisssar said:
What do you call a good looking pirate girl?
Aye Candy!
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From: My own twisted mind |
On May 12, 2006, the sea-bitten Redruth said:
A man walks into a pet store and says, "I'm playing Long John Silver in the play Treasure Island, and I'm looking for a parrot. Can you sell me one?" The pet store owner says, "You don't want a real parrot, it'll squawk all the time and poop on your shoulder, and what if it falls off during the play?" The man says, "Well, I want to be as realistic as possible." The pet store owner says, "I've got a stuffed parrot you can use. Can you pick it up on Thursday?"
"Oh, I can't come on Thursday. That's when I'm getting my leg cut off."
"Oh, I can't come on Thursday. That's when I'm getting my leg cut off."
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From: Pirate Joke of the day during rehearsal for Treasure Island |
