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On September 18, 2013, the sea-bitten Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On July 31, 2013, the dreaded DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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From: Captain Lex
On July 30, 2013, the dreaded Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
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From: We made it up.
On June 9, 2013, the dreaded Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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From: Me yer landlubber
On June 5, 2013, land-lubber Black Eye Joe said:
A Pirate with a Wooden Eye walked into a Scanty Bar.

There he saw a Beautiful Gal drinking alone at the bar, dangling a peg leg over the barstool, and looking lonely.

She had a Harelip but she was a woman he could not over look.

So, he walked on over on his Peg Leg and asked, “Hey little
darling, would you like to belly-up for a few drinks with me,” and she answered, “Would I, Would I,” and the Pirate retorted, “Harelip, Harelip!”
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