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On March 9, 2008, the most piratical Pete Allegretta said:
What did the pirate do when his friend stepped on his foot?
He became pi-rate!
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On March 9, 2008, the grog-addicted Pete Allegretta said:
What did the fortune teller use to read the pirate's fortune?
"Parrot" Cards!
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On February 22, 2008, one-legged Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What do you call a beautiful pirate captain?
Davy Jones' looker!
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On January 25, 2008, salty ol' Dorde said:
Why aren't there any painkillers on pirate ships?
Because parrots eat them all (parcetamal)!
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On January 10, 2008, the scurvy Jose said:
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Robin Hook!!!!
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