On July 28, 2006, salty ol' Anthony Huspen said:
What's a pirate's favorite pizza topping?
Pep-ARR-oni!
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On July 27, 2006, the sea-bitten Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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On July 27, 2006, the grog-addicted RIchard Lindley said:
How does a pirate know what he is going to do today?
He checks his itinerARRRRRY!
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On July 27, 2006, regular scallywag Ashleh Wicks said:
Why did the pirate lose his business?
Because of his CAARRRRRRRRRRbon emissions!
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On July 26, 2006, one-legged Legions of Saiyan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Beatle?
Ringo StAARRRRRR!
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On July 26, 2006, one-eyed Geneva said:
Why do old pirates need hooks?
Because they get ARRRRRRR-thritis!
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On July 26, 2006, the most piratical Nick said:
Why do pirates like communists?
Because of the U.S.S.AARRRRRRRRR!
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On July 26, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Nick said:
Why do Korean pirates hate Americans?
General MacARRRRRRthur!
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On July 26, 2006, scurvy knave Nick said:
Where is a little pirate's favorite place to play catch?
In the backyARRRRRRD!
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On July 26, 2006, scurvy dog Geneva said:
Who is a pirate's favorite World War I figure?
ARRRRRRRchduke Ferdinand!
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On July 26, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Second to Last Living Ninja Pirate said:
How did the Asian pirate die?
SAAARRRRRRRS!
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On July 24, 2006, one-legged bob fats said:
Why couldn't the pirate go to the bathroom?
Because the poopdeck was full!
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On July 23, 2006, barnacle-bitten Gillian A. said:
Why did the pirate wave the Jolly Roger at church?
Because he was a Chaaaaaarismatic Christian!
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On July 22, 2006, scurvy dog moxley said:
Why do pirates stink?
Because of their ARRRRrrrm pits!
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On July 20, 2006, land-lubber Mark said:
What is a pirate's favorite Toyota?
The YARRRRRRRrrrrrris!
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