On July 20, 2006, the sea-bitten LIVVE said:
What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?
A nervous wreck!!!!
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On July 19, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' the bible bucaneer said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Have BARRRRRRrgh-B-Qs!
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On July 19, 2006, scurvy dog Kathy said:
What do you call a pirate's fear of spiders?
AAARRRRrrachnophobia!!
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On July 18, 2006, the scurvy Alex said:
Why is the pirate captain never worried about ripped sails?
He's never short on patches!
On July 18, 2006, captain Captain FeatherSword said:
How do pirates ship their treasure down a river?
They use a BARRRrrrge!
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On July 16, 2006, barnacle-bitten RRUGGEDBERRRT said:
What is a pirate's favorite movie?
ARRRRRRRmageddon!
On July 16, 2006, scurvy knave Michael Capitano said:
Where did the Pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the ARRRRT Institute!
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On July 15, 2006, the dreaded Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite pasta?
MacARRRRrrrroni!
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On July 15, 2006, land-lubber Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite cocktail?
A marrrggarita!
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On July 14, 2006, the sea-bitten Christopher said:
What happens when a pirate picks his scabs?
He gets a scaaahhhrr!!
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On July 14, 2006, the scurvy Christopher said:
Where does a pirate go after a hard day of pirating?
To the baaahhhrrr!
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On July 14, 2006, captain Christopher said:
What did the pet store sales clerk ask the pirate when he was buying his parrot?
So will that be cash, check, or chaaahhhrrrge?
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On July 13, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Ross Ibrossco@hotmail.com said:
Did hear about the Pirate that went to University?
Yep, he was studying Arghhhh-chitecture!
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On July 13, 2006, the scurvy Capt RedBeard said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Star Trek captain?
Jean Luke PicARRRRrrrrd!
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On July 13, 2006, captain an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate spread on his toast?
MAAAAARmalade!
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