On September 7, 2006, one-eyed Potty the Pirate said:
Why did the pirate cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!
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On September 7, 2006, the most piratical Potty the Pirate said:
What do girl pirates get for Christmas?
Baaaaarbie!
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On August 30, 2006, one-legged Huntarrrr said:
Where do pirate's hate to go?
OvARRrrrrrrgh-board!
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On August 26, 2006, salty ol' Captain Corbin said:
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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On August 24, 2006, land-lubber Court said:
What kind of carrrr does a modern day pirate drive?
A ferrARRRRrrrrri!
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On August 23, 2006, the grog-addicted Beth said:
Why didn't the pirate sail to Hawaii?
It was too fARRRRrrrgghh!
On August 23, 2006, captain Amanda said:
Why do pirates like Harry Potter?
Because he has a scARRRR!!
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On August 21, 2006, scurvy knave an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate keep his money in?
A JARRRRrrrggh!
On August 21, 2006, the grog-addicted Aaron Kozloff said:
Whats a pirate's favorite cereal?
Captain CAARRRRrrrrgh-unch!
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On August 20, 2006, captain Shane said:
How does a pirate go up three floors?
In an elevatARRRRRrrrgghh!!
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On August 20, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's worst nightmare?
His mothArrr...in-law!
On August 18, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Barbi said:
What does a pirate take for indigestion?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums!
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On August 17, 2006, scurvy dog Michele Mellott said:
What's the newest pirate exercise craze?
Pi-Rat-es (like pilates)!
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On August 17, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Laura said:
What do you call a pirate woman with one arm and one leg?
ARRRRLENE!!!
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On August 17, 2006, salty ol' Claire Foster said:
What do you call a bird named jack?
Jack Sparrow!
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