On August 16, 2006, land-lubber Babette Undertow said:
Who's a Pirate's Spiritual leader?
Siddharrrrrrtha!
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Every joke in the hold
Showing jokes 571–585 of 995 scurvy jokes.
On August 15, 2006, the scurvy an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do pirates like on their toast?
Orange M-ARRRR-malade!
From: One-Eyed Richard · Link hearrrre!
On August 14, 2006, captain Nigel Schwartz said:
What does a pirate use to watch his movies?
A V.C.AAAAARRGGH!!!!
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On August 14, 2006, one-legged Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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On August 13, 2006, scurvy knave Ruth Goetz said:
What is a pirate's leg most afraid of?
Termites!
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On August 10, 2006, regular scallywag Sheri said:
Whats a pirate's favourite shop?
ARRRRrrrrrrgos!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On August 7, 2006, scurvy knave HISDISCTYLAN said:
What's a pirate's favorite waterborne parasite?
GiARRRRdia!
From: Nerd Camp · Link hearrrre!
On August 6, 2006, the dreaded Black Djonn said:
What be a pirate's favorite kind of humour?
Sarrrrrrrcasm!!!
From: me parrot Ned · Link hearrrre!
On August 4, 2006, one-legged Phil Hurrup said:
Which of the Rolling Stones is a pirate's favorite?
McJaggAAAARRRRRRRR! (Like everyone else...)
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On August 3, 2006, the most piratical Slade said:
Why do pirates like Mexico?
Because they love to BARRRRrrrrter!
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On August 3, 2006, barnacle-bitten Dean said:
What do you say to a pirate who cannot see out of his left eye?
Take off the patch ye scurvy pirate!
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On August 1, 2006, the dreaded baxxtarrr said:
What is a pirate's favorite ocean animal?
Sharrrrrrrk... sharrrrk...
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On August 1, 2006, land-lubber Jeremy said:
Why did the pirate get his phone cut off?
Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!
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On July 31, 2006, one-eyed Michael said:
What does a pirate put under his username?
An AVATAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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On July 30, 2006, the most piratical Mike Hughes, aka Wiggy said:
How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just stand around ARRRrrguing about it!
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