On July 13, 2006, the most piratical Gammy Legged Phillip said:
What did the pirate do when he brushed his teeth?
He GARRRRgled!
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On July 13, 2006, scurvy knave Ash, Mark and Sam said:
Why don't pirates like dogs?
Because they BAAAAAAARk too much!
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On July 12, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Mark Dawson said:
Why do pirates prefer to sail?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRRRs!
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On July 12, 2006, one-legged Ashley Wicks said:
Where do pirates buy their meat?
At the ButchARRRRRRRRRRR's!
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On July 12, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A Pie Rat!
On July 12, 2006, the most piratical Jolly Rodger Josie said:
What does a pirate knit with?
YARRRn!
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On July 11, 2006, scurvy dog Sazza Harazza, The Queen Of The Yellow Fever Pirate Skanks. said:
What do pirates and gangsters have in common?
They both say "Yo Ho"!
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On July 11, 2006, the sea-bitten Charles Hanion said:
What's the favorite part of a birthday party for a pirate?
Da-balloons!!
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On July 9, 2006, barnacle-bitten Simon said:
What do pirates do after the sun goes down?
They PAARRRRrrrrty!
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On July 8, 2006, salty ol' John Alexander said:
What's a pirate's favorite gun?
Arrrtillary!
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On July 8, 2006, the dreaded Pedro said:
What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?
A HOOK-SHOT!
On July 4, 2006, scurvy dog jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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On July 4, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Bobilicious said:
Why don't pirates smoke?
Because they wear a patch!
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On July 4, 2006, salty ol' Espi said:
Where does a pirate go to college ?
HARRRVARRRD!
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On July 3, 2006, land-lubber Hans said:
Why did the pirate travel to Russia?
To visit the Tzarrrrrrr!
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