- These be jokes 831 - 840 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite snack?
Marrrrrrshmallows!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 14, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate say when he left the ship?
I'll come back latAARRRRRR!
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From: Pirate Steve |
On February 22, 2007, the scurvy Punjab said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the harbAARR!
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From: Punjab |
On September 22, 2006, the most piratical Low Class Mo said:
What is a pirate's favorite computer game (not including Sid Meier's Pirates!)?
StarrrrrrrrrrCraft!
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From: Me |
On March 9, 2008, scurvy knave Pete Allegretta said:
What did the fortune teller use to read the pirate's fortune?
"Parrot" Cards!
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From: original |
On November 30, 2006, land-lubber Lorelai said:
What is the most hated part of the Pirate Code?
PARRrrrrrrrrley!
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From: Cherry's head |
On August 19, 2007, the most piratical jesse n mike said:
What did the pirate movie projectionist say to the little boy?
Hey boy, only PG... nothing ARRRRRRRRRrrrr!
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From: simpsons |
On June 27, 2006, the dreaded Francis Mad Tongue said:
Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
It's HARRRrrrrrd Out Here for a Pimp!
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From: Made it up myself |
On November 18, 2007, captain Bobby said:
How did the pirate get a promotion?
Lots of HAAARRRRGGhhd work and dedication!
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From: Ye' Ol R.Salerno |
On March 3, 2007, captain Elizabeth said:
What kind of fish always makes a pirate laugh?
A clownfish!
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