- These be jokes 701 - 710 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call an Elvish Pirate?
Aaaaaarrrr-wen!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On October 17, 2006, land-lubber Bruin said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To ARRRRRRive at the other side!
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From: My scurvy ridden brain |
On September 18, 2006, land-lubber Shipmate TicTac said:
How do pirates like their eggs for breakfast?
HAARRRRD boiled!
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From: Me! |
On August 14, 2007, scurvy dog Katherine Edwards said:
What is a pirate's favourite musical instrument?
A HAAARRRRRP!
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From: My head |
On March 3, 2007, one-legged Capt. Rhone said:
What did the pirate say after he clogged the toilet?
I knew I should have plundered that plunger!
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From: me own twisted skull |
On August 20, 2006, regular scallywag Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's worst nightmare?
His mothArrr...in-law!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates keep fresh water?
In jaaarrrrrrrrs!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Pirates are expected to be on the rise during what event?
ARRRrrrmageddon!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On April 21, 2007, the most piratical Jack Sparrow said:
What's a pirate's favourite animal?
A scurvy dog!
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From: My head |
On May 16, 2008, land-lubber Pirate Bvizz said:
What is a pirate's favorite NFL team?
The Green Bay Packers because of Brett FaRRRRRRRRRrrrrve!
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